Doyle is the hariest person on the face of the earth and by the time we are out of college I believe he will be entirely covered and therefore unrecognizeable as any type of human being. He will be captured as an amazing gorilla that can somehow speak the human language.

If he moves out to the west coast for college as he says he will, I believe there will be earthquakes all along the fault line as his strange powers set the tectonic plates to moving. Jack Doyle may well cause the breaking off of the west coast into the pacific ocean and therefore will be the new king of a new island nation. However, the people of this new nation will soon tire with his only agenda to constantly build new roller coaster rides that only he is allowed to ride. He will then most likely be assassinated by a member of his own cabinet and then will forever be known as a man who changed the world forever by creating the most theme parks ever in a single week.